Day 80 of #100daysofnetworks
Verdant Eye: Real-World Information, Real-Time FUN!
I’m going to speed-write this article. This is so fun!
Today I have one goal: I want to go out and have a good time. I have been working very hard for months and months and months, and I simply want to go have some fun.
I build with Artificial Intelligence to understand the world. I don’t build portfolios or demos to show that I can do stuff. I did that stuff nine years ago. I write about things so that you can see what is possible and so that you will get ideas.
Methodology
The design of this experiment was simple, and so is the test.
Here is the code. You can also do this.
Here’s what I did. I collected the data using the GrooveSeeker API. From that, I pasted the event output into a text file. KISS. I then read through the events and removed the ones that I wasn’t interested in. YAGNI. I then had Claude sort the list by date so that I could see what was realistic.
In the end, I ended up with a handful events. I whittled it down to two, and I chose one.
The test was successful. I’m going to go see a band tonight. I’ll paste the rest of the event information here so that I can look again tomorrow for more things to enjoy. Right now, I am only interested in this evening.
Fresh Faces Showcase
Wednesday, March 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
A free standup comedy show featuring Portland's best up and coming comedians, hosted by James Hartenfeld. Tips are strongly encouraged.
https://www.mcmenamins.com/events/275131
Not interested. I found my event.
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KOFFIN KATS with Left Alone, 1876 and Altar Girl
Wed March 18, 2026 (Doors: 7:00 pm)
A live event featuring Koffin Kats alongside Left Alone, 1876, and Altar Girl at the Star Theater in Portland.
https://www.startheaterportland.com/tm-event/koffin-kats-with-left-alone-1876-and-altar-girl/
Ooooooooooooooooooooh. I like this. Cool sound, cool guitar.
Super convenient. This is it.
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The Slightest Bits, Titans of Industry, The Eye See You's, Orbited
Wednesday, March 18, 2026, 7–10 pm
A live music event featuring The Slightest Bits, Titans of Industry, The Eye See You's, and Orbited.
https://everout.com/portland/events/the-slightest-bits-titans-of-industry-the-eye-see-yous-orbited/e233790/
Cool small band. I kinda dig this. Maybe this is what I was supposed to find. I think this might be it.
This is really cool, but it is East Side, so a bit inconvenient. Maybe. I dig their music.
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Tribunal, Glacial Fall, Unhallowed Earth
March 18, 2026 at 8:30 PM
A music event featuring Tribunal, Glacial Fall, and Unhallowed Earth.
https://dopdx.com/events/2026/3/18/tribunal-glacial-fall-unhallowed-earth-tickets
Cool heavy sound. Maybe. Not quite what I am looking for. But I will listen to them from now on. Neat band.
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BLACK PONTIAC (B.C.), SUNFISH & PEOPLE PERSON
March 18, 2026 from 8:00 PM to 11:30 PM
A live performance by Black Pontiac, a band blending grit, glam, garage rock, and indie-pop. They have an energetic live show and a cult following, with over 10 million streams on Spotify.
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/black-pontiac-bc-sunfish-people-person-tickets-1982556968261
Listening on Spotify, interesting sound. Maybe, but not really my sound. Kinda reminds me of RHCP in some ways, though.
I don't know... this could grow on me...
This is tomorrow and later. I will look at this tomorrow.
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The Cowork Circle - YES PLEASE!!!!!
Thursday, March 19, 2026, from 10:00 AM to 1:00 PM
A casual coworking meetup for creatives, solopreneurs, and small business owners, providing a space to work and connect in a relaxed atmosphere. Attendees can work on their projects while engaging with other creative professionals.
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-cowork-circle-tickets-1981388766137
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Leo Moon Trio
March 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Leo Moon is the solo incarnation of songwriter & multi-instrumentalist, Brian Adrian Koch. Known for his minimal and haunting tunes, Brian has been active in the Portland music scene since 2000.
https://laurelthirst.com/events/leo-moon-trio-2/
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Rose Colored Moon: An Evening Tribute to Elliott Smith in Film and Music
March 19, 2026 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
An evening tribute dedicated to Elliott Smith featuring both film and music.
https://portlandartmuseum.org/event/rose-colored-moon-an-evening-tribute-to-elliott-smith-in-film-and-music/
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The Record Company at Aladdin Theater
March 19, 2026 @ 8:00 pm
The Record Company will perform at Aladdin Theater for their Give It Back To You 10th Anniversary Tour.
https://www.kink.fm/event/the-record-company-at-aladdin-theater/
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ANNA MOSS
March 20, 2026, Doors: 7:00 pm, Show: 8:00 pm PDT
Vocalist/multi-instrumentalist Anna Moss brings her sultry, stripped-down soul influenced by Southern R&B, Americana, and porch jazz to the Jack London Revue.
https://www.jacklondonrevue.com/tm-event/anna-moss/
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BRÜT Party - Portland RAVE-Factory - YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 20, 2026, 09:00 PM
BRÜT returns to Portland with an intense RAVE experience featuring DJs Alfonso Tan and Dan Darlington, promising a night of high-energy dancing and self-expression in a unique atmosphere.
https://www.ticketfairy.com/event/brut-party-portland-rave-factory
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Derina Harvey Band
Friday, March 20, 2026, at 7:30 PM
The Derina Harvey Band is an award-winning group known for transforming traditional folk music into high-energy Celtic rock. They perform a mix of traditional folk songs, sea shanties, and original material featuring powerful vocals and energetic instrumentation.
https://hillsboronewstimes.com/2026/03/09/derina-harvey-band-to-rock-hillsboros-walters-cultural-arts-center-this-march/
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Ken Hop Presents Iconic KPop's 2 Year Anniversary!!
Friday, March 20, 2026 at 9:00 PM to Saturday, March 21, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Celebrate two amazing years of Iconic KPop vibes at Elevate Nightclub with live music, great energy, and unforgettable memories.
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/ken-hop-presents-iconic-kpops-2-year-anniversary-tickets-1984516030870
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Rittz - Gr8ful Tour
March 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Rittz is performing as part of the Gr8ful Tour at the Hawthorne Theatre with Dropout Kings.
https://hawthornetheatre.com/event/rittz-gr8ful-tour/hawthorne-theatre/portland-oregon/
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The POF Family/Friendly Early Show
March 20, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The event is an interactive comedy and storytelling show featuring eight storytellers, comedians, and musicians. Attendees can engage in a guessing game to identify a liar among the storytellers.
https://www.mcmenamins.com/events/275223-the-pof-familyfriendly-early-show
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Bruce Springsteen's 'Land of Hope and Dreams' American Tour
March 21, 2026 to May 27, 2026
Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band are set to embark on their 'Land of Hope and Dreams American Tour', featuring 20 dates from March 21 to May 27, 2026. The tour is meant to honor the values of America, welcoming fans from all backgrounds.
https://www.today.com/popculture/music/bruce-springsteen-land-hope-dreams-american-tour-dates-rcna259391
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Magnolia Festival Garden Tea Tastings with Hannah Ma
March 21, 2026 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM
Enjoy a tea tasting experience guided by Hannah Ma, part of the Magnolia Festival activities.
https://lansugarden.org/events/photo/2026-03-17/
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The Lowest Pair
March 21, 2026
The Lowest Pair will be performing at Mississippi Studios in Portland. They are known for their engaging live performances and unique sound.
https://www.songkick.com/concerts/43090190-lowest-pair-at-mississippi-studios
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Undertow
March 21, 2026 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Not provided in source.
https://portlandartmuseum.org/event/undertow/
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WonderLab: Pages of Us // A DIY Family Coloring Zine Workshop
March 21, 2026 10:00 am - 2:30 pm
Join teaching artist Erika Rier for a hands-on family workshop where families create their own zine based on everyday adventures, combining art-making and storytelling.
https://portlandartmuseum.org/event/wonderlab-pages-of-us-a-diy-family-coloring-zine-workshop/
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Almost Famous Crafternoon w/ Ritual Dyes
March 22, 2026 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm
A crafting event hosted by the Portland Art Museum featuring Ritual Dyes.
https://portlandartmuseum.org/event/almost-famous-crafternoon-w-ritual-dyes/
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BROTHER RUCKUS
Sun March 22, 2026 (Doors: 6:30 pm)
Brother Ruckus, a drummer and alumnus of Berklee College of Music, will perform at Jack London Revue. He is known for high-energy performances and has shared the stage with many acclaimed artists, aiming to inspire young musicians.
https://www.jacklondonrevue.com/tm-event/brother-ruckus/
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Faye + Pistil + With Holden + Sweetbitter
March 22, 2026, 8:00 PM
A music event featuring Faye, Pistil, With Holden, and Sweetbitter at Swan Dive.
https://www.lonelygodpdx.com/events/faye-pistil-with-holden-sweetbitter-swan-dive
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Mariah the Scientist: Hearts Sold Separately Tour
March 22, 2026
R&B singer-songwriter Mariah the Scientist will perform in Portland as part of her 36-city Hearts Sold Separately tour supporting her fourth studio album.
https://www.kgw.com/article/entertainment/music/singer-mariah-the-scientist-hearts-sold-separately-tour-portland/283-9d70124d-4712-4a8a-bbea-f550042a43b0
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Scoochie Boochie
Sunday, March 22, 2026 8:00 PM
Scoochie Boochie will be performing at the Hawthorne Theatre, with VIP options available for early entry and meet and greet opportunities.
https://hawthornetheatre.com/event/scoochie-boochie/hawthorne-theatre/portland-oregon/
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Sojourner
Through March 22, 2026; Fridays at 7:30 p.m.; Saturdays & Sundays at 3 p.m.
"Sojourner" is a solo performance by Zuhairah McGill that brings to life the iconic figure Sojourner Truth, a leader in the abolitionist and feminist movements. The play powerfully showcases Truth's experiences of slavery and her strength as a freedom fighter, enhanced by McGill's dynamic portrayal.
https://www.orartswatch.org/sojourners-truth-a-zestful-performance-from-zuhairah-mcgill-brings-an-american-icon-to-life/So, that’s it. I found my event. I’m going to buy a ticket now and then go to it.
That’s all for today. I have to go. If you use my API, you will have a good time.
In and out. Job is done. The API’s value is obvious to me.
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